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Diwali 2016 SMS:- Hey Friends, First Happy Diwali to all my friends and site visitor, we hope you all enjoying this festival with lots of joy and love. Are you looking for Advance Happy 
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You have to just do one thing just scroll mouse the page and free download it. Diwali is a Hindu Cultural Festival that celebrates the love for God krishna. It is most popular Hindu festival in the India. Below we have listed Best Diwali 2016 SMS, Wishes, Quotes in Hindi & English Language with Diwali HD Images. So, you can download and send your brother and Sister on this special occasion.

Diwali SMS In Hindi & English

diwali 2016 tum bhi manaate ho,
diwali hum bhi manaate hai,
bus farq sirf itnaa hai ki,
hum diye jalaate hai,
aur tum dil jalaate ho

Subko Happy Deepavali 2016 ki shubhkamnaye
Hum dete hai aapko lakho duaye.
Naya varsh ho purane jaisa yaadgaar,
Aap sabko mile apni khushiyon ka sansaar.

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koyee majaburi nahi,dil kare to yaad karna,
risto bhid se furasat,mile to yad karna,
hai DUWA ki har khushi ho nasib tujhe,
phir bhi kabhi aakhe bhar aayee to,
hame yaad karna!!

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Diwali Wishes

Sunhari Dhup Barsat ke Bad
Thodi Si Hashi Har Bat ke Bad
Usi Tarah Ho Mubarak App Ko
Ye Nayi Subah Kal rat Ke Bad
Happy diwali 2016
Deep Jalte jagmagate rahe,
Hum aapko Aap hame yaad aate rahe,
Jab tak zindagi hai,
dua hai hamari ‘Aap  Diwali 2016 Chand ki tarah Zagmagate rahe…
Troubles as light as Air,
love as deep as Ocean,
Friends as Solid Happy Diwali as Diamonds,and
Success as bright as Gold…These are
the wishes for you and your family
on the eve of Diwali ki Shubhkamana!

Happy Diwali 2016 Shayari Messages in Hindi & English

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Diwali Whatsapp Messages

This Is To Formally announce that I have started accepting Diwali gifts by CASH, CHEQUES & CREDIT CARD etc. Avoid last day rush. Send now !
Look Outside It’s Pleasant
LIGHTS Smiling For u
CANDLES Dancing For u
FAIRIES Waiting For u
Because I Ask them 2 Wish You HAPPY DIWALI !
Sukh sampada aapke jivan mein aaye,
Laxmi ji aapke ghar mein saamye,
Bhool kar bhee aap ke jivan main,
Aage kabhi bhee ek dukh na aaye…
Amitabh - Mere Paas Rocket Hai,
Shurli Hai,
Chakri Hai,
Murga Bumb Hai,
Anaar Hai,
Tumhare Paas Kya Hai?
Shashi Kapoor -
Mere Paas

Krishna Diwali Whatsapp Status ki bahut bahut subhkaamnaye.

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Happy Diwali Greetings

Diwali night is full of lights,Crackers may your life be filled with colors and lights of happiness.
Happy Diwali to all of my friends..!
Sending you Happy smiles for every moment of your special day. Have a wonderful time and a very Happy Diwali to you....
On this great day I wish you very wonderful happy diwali and may god help you every time in your life..
May this Diwali Lakshmi Maa Fill your Home with Happines .Happy Deepavali
May the light of diwali fill your home with light of joy and happiness.On this great day I wish you a happy dewali..

Happiness is in air Its Deepawali everywhere Lets show some love and Respect And wish everyone out there Happy Diwali...

8 Features & Reasons to Purchase Google Pixel Phone

Google launched its most-awaited Pixel gadget at an occasion in San Francisco, United States, on Oct 4th. The duo, connected with Pixel along with Pixel XL, has a long listing of power-packed parts however its going to substitute Google’s earlier Nexus lineup. Pixel gadget comes with a power packed features keeping modern clients in there minds and obviously all that competition by Apple and Samsung made them to rethink before jumping into this field.

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India is really among the preliminary 6 nations worldwide in order to get the Google Pixel mobile phone. These cellular phone will definitely be provided in India by Oct 13, by methods of both online in addition to retailers throughout the nation.

8 Amazing Features of Google Pixel Smartphone

Below are the 8 key features that I would like to point out, that makes this device so amazing and worth it to purchase.

#1. Full HD Display

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Pixel includes a 5 inch complete HD (1080 × 1920 pixels) resolution AMOLED screen and Pixel XL includes 5.5 inch QHD (1440 × 2560) pixels) resolution AMOLED screen with Gorilla Glass 4.

#2. Improved Camera

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Both Pixel smart devices have a 12.3 MP rear camera with LED flash powered by Sony IMX378 sensing unit, f/2.0 aperture, and a bigger 1.55 um lens and 8MP front camera powered by Sony IMX179 sensing unit.

#3. Attractive Color Variants

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Both of the Pixel handsets are readily available in 3 color variations: Blue, Black & Silver.

#4. Larger Storage Options

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Both, Pixel and Pixel XL are readily available with 32GB and 128 GB storage alternatives.

#5. Powerful Battery Life with Fast Charging

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Pixel XL is backed by a 3450 MAH battery and Pixel is backed by a 2770 MAH battery.

#6. Fingerprint Sensor

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They feature an incorporated Nexus Imprint finger print sensing unit at the back.

#7. 4 GB RAM & Snapdragon 821 Processor

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Blazing speed get generated from the Snapdragon 821 processor and 4GB of RAM, now your multitasking would be awesome.

#8. Comes with Preloaded Android 7.1 Nougat

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The latest version of Android 7.1 Nougat is coming preloaded in these phones. So when hardware and software so rich is combined together it will surely boost your mobile using experience.

So guys these were the 8 Key Features that will surely help you and show you some in depth points why you can go for Google Pixel device. You can look up there site link is below for more details and further specifications.VISIT GOOGLE PIXEL PAGE

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5 Great tips for men to get great looking skin

Having clear and clean skin makes us feel great about ourselves and adds some extra confidence. When it comes to good looks, even men also prefer to lead in today's era. They are getting more conscious about their complexion and dressing sense. Even they crave of having flawless skin.

    Sun Protection
    Men who have fairer skin are more prone to sun-burn, as they have lower levels of melanin in their skin. In light of this, they should apply sunscreen lotion to all the exposed body parts to prevent it.  They can also consider wearing sun-glasses to protect the under-eye area of the face and to prevent the occurrence of “crow's feet”.

    Before going to bed each night, it is necessary to clean the face thoroughly in order to remove all the dirt that may have accumulated in the pores; this will prevent the occurrence of pimples and other skin infections.

    Skin Hydration
    It is important to keep your skin well hydrated both from outside and inside factors. Applying moisturizer to the face and consuming sufficient amounts of water will prevent breakouts.

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    Use Papaya
    For centuries, beauty-conscious women have been using this magical fruit papaya to have fair looking skin. This try and tested formula can be used by men too, to become fairer. Cut a papaya in half, and rub it gently on your face before sleeping every night.

    This is one of the most important skin whitening tip for men. To look fair and handsome, you need to exfoliate at least once a week, specially, when you have to go for work in the fields or may need to travel for long hours or playing sports or working in the garden etc.

    How to Play Random Ringtones in Android on Every Call

    Everytime the software is updated we get new features that includes new ringtones, wallpapers and much more but still it lacks the essence of a real song playing while you are getting any call. if you are like me, I love to set a nice soothing ringtone on my device that does not irritate me but side by side is pretty audible to be heard. Now right now I am on an iOS device and adding ringtones to this is pain in ASS.
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    Earlier I had a Jailbroken firmware and I used the UnlimTones to set any ringtone easily, you only to search the song name and then add that as a ringtone. But there is no such issue in Android but one thing you might want and it lacks is the ability to set random ringtones, that means every time a call comes you will hear a different song.

    How to SET Multiple Random Ringtones in your Android Device without Root

    Now the application we are sharing over here does not require you to root your device. So just follow the below steps and enjoy.
    1. Install the Random Ringtones Manager (RRM) on your Android Device, its a free application.
    2. After that just open your app and you will be inside the Ringtones tab, there you will see all the Ringtones, you can browse some songs from your device itself.
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    3. Now tick all the Ringtones that you would like to set as your new ringtones.
    4. That's it now whenever you will receive a call you will hear a different ringtone.

    So guys this ends another awesome post for your android for setting unlimited amount of random ringtones for every call. So enjoy this new app and have fun. Do share your thoughts if you face any problem installing and using this application.

    Grandma Myths: Does Tea make the skin turn darker

    It’s only a common and typical disbelief that tea can darken your skin tone. Your skin tone determines the color of your complexion and personality and it can change due to various reasons however tea is not one of them. Drinks like tea, coffee or even other caffeinated drinks basically don't have any effect on your skin tone. It's just that all forms of tea contain more antioxidants than found in fruits and vegetables. Antioxidants are good for our health and can help prevent heart disease and cancer. Although tea is a beverage, however drinking a lot of tea can cause dehydration which may result in a change in the skin. The dehydrated skin looks dry and lifeless, which is often confused with darkening of skin. Even though tea doesn't cause darkening of the skin tone it should still be taken in moderation. The key to tapping the most benefits is having it in moderation-which roughly translates to not more than 3-4 cups a day. If you find your skin tone change, be sure that it's not because of tea. It's possibly because of lack of sleep, stress or some other health issue.

    Since generations it has been believed that drinking more tea will result in a darker skin tone. It was a common belief to blame tea for triggering the changes in the skin tone. However, skin tone usually changes due to the exposure to the sun or a health condition. Sunlight is a common factor behind most skin tone changes. Sun tanning is a common phenomenon used to get a desired skin tone, however drinking tea, regardless of the number of cups, is not going to bring any change in the skin tone. The usual colour of the skin is determined by the genetics or the person and the exposure to sunlight. Drinking tea has got nothing to do with a change in the skin tone.

    What Is The Actual Reason?

     If someone starts getting a darker skin tone right after increasing the intake of tea, the change in the skin tone of the person is still not because of the tea. There will be some other reasons for the change in the skin tone, possible some disease that has not been diagnosed yet or some minor change in the health. Common problems like anxiety can cause change in the skin tone and may be easily confused with tea. A person who is suddenly more anxious is more likely to drink more tea as it may help him feel relaxed for some time. However massive skin tone changes are rare even in case of anxiety, if they happen at all. There are reports that also claim that stress and anxiety can cause liver dysfunction, which may lead to yellow skin tone caused by jaundice, but the darkening of skin tone is usually a fairly minor change.

     Anxiety, which usually increases the cups of tea taken by a tea lover, is associated with following types of skin color changes.

    Lighter Skin: Anxiety can make you look paler as it can make your skin appear much lighter. It's common for those with anxiety to be described as looking pale during an anxiety attack. This occurs because blood rushes away from the skin towards the heart, which causes the body to lose some of its natural pigmentation.

    Redder Skin:  On the opposite end, anxiety can also cause skin to be redder, especially around the face and head. This is caused by capillaries in the face dilating, which allow in more blood and can make the skin of the face noticeably red.

    Skin Darkening: However the most common effect of anxiety and other similar problems is that of skin tone darkening which is sometimes confused to be caused by drinking too much of tea.

    It wouldn't be wrong to call it a granny's myth or disbelief to blame tea for skin darkening. Tea is a wonderful beverage with so many benefits to offer, if taken in moderation. However, more importantly if someone notices skin tone change without any change in the exposure to sunlight, it's always better to consult the doctor to find out the actual reason behind the skin tone change.

    Funny WhatsApp and Hilarious Facebook Status Updates

    Facebook and WhatsApp gives all users a way to share their love and feelings with everyone their parents, friends, relatives and all other Homies. Love can be shared in different mediums the one and most effective is the Status Sharing medium user Types a status and click share to share the love and Fun with all his Friends so here we go with some of the best WhatsApp and Facebook statuses you can grab and share with all your friends for having some ultimate fun.
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    100+ Funny and Amazingly Hilarious WhatsApp and Facebook Status Updates for Sharing

    Below is the list of awesome status updates for your facebook and whatsapp account, do share these with your friends to make there day a little happy and make them smile. Just copy the status from below and share them

    • Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire!
    • One day your prince will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost and too stubborn to ask for directions.
    • When someone rings the doorbell, why do dogs always assume it’s for them?
    • I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
      sometimes, not remembering may be the better.
    • X says my computer just beat me at chess…but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
    • X is color blind and trying to solve a rubies cube… This could take a while.
    • X is the girl next door…if you live next door to a whore house.
    • What is fat, ginger and pregnant? Nothing..
    • Slept like a baby last night…. Waking up every 3 hours crying for food.
    • Wanted to kill the sexiest person alive…But suicide’s a crime.
    • X is proud of herself. She finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said 2-4 years.
    • People say that love is in every corner……gosh! maybe I'm moving in circles..
    • Why is a newspaper ten times more interesting when somebody across the table is reading it?
    • Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.
    • WARNING: Objects in mirror are fatter than they appear.
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    • Dear Santa, let me explain…
    • I think my girlfriend has had sixty-one boyfriends before me. She calls me her sixty second lover.
    • My wife said I’m too immature and if I don’t grow up it’s going to erect a barrier between us. Ha ha ha, erect.
    • If guys had periods, they’d brag about the size of their tampons.
    • Make love, not war. Hell, do both. Get married. Marriage is a sort of friendship recognized by the police.
    • Statistically, 132% of all people exaggerate.
    • Statistically 5/4 of people have trouble with fractions.
    • ٩(•̮̮̃•̃)۶ ٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶ ٩(●̮̮̃•̃)۶ ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ ٩(-̮̮̃•̃)۶
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    • If only life came with a ◄◄ REW ► PLAY ▌▌PAUSE █▌STOP
    • Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal today’s status.
    • ̿̿̿ ̿’ ̿’̵͇̿̿з=(•̪●)=ε/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ this is a stick-up… give me ALL yo [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅1̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]!
    • Some people come into our lives & leave footprints on our hearts. Others come into our lives & make us wanna leave footprints on their face.
    • The only place you find success before work is in the dictionary.
      Boys are like baby diapers when they get to be filled with shit they are thrown to be replaced.
    • I've yet to meet a woman who got pregnant from swallowing.
    • Cut here —————–✄———————-
    • Me and my wife are inseparable. Sometimes, it takes three or four people to pull us apart.
    • I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
    • People who write diet books live off the fat of the land.
    • Dance like no one’s going to put it on YouTube.
    • Doctors waiting room needs some music. And better lighting. And more women. And a pole in the middle of the room. And a buffet.
    • Best Friends Listen to what you don't say.
    • Just wanted to let you know that you are my BFBFF… Best Facebook Friend Forever..
    • So many stupid people, and so few asteroids.
    • X thinks that Facebook is the compost heap for my brain.
    • Yes, I know how to shut up. I just don’t know when.
    • You miss 100 percent of the shots u never take.
    • Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhhhh its a secret.
    • I use to be great at wordplay. Once a pun a time.
    • Sometimes? Late at night? I rearrange traffic signs. People need to be challenged.
    • I guess if you spoke your mind, you’d be speechless, huh?
    • X thinks that 100-calorie packs have just enough cookies to piss me off!!
    • Alcohol does NOT make you fat…it makes you lean…against tables,chairs,walls, floors and ….Ugly people!!!
    • What has two ears and cant hear? —————–.> GRANDPA
    • I’m not a racer….But i can fly.
    • Press the star below and watch it glow
    • ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ click star then up arrow to left to reveal status.
    • I think my neighbor just caught me stealing his Wi-Fi internet.
    • Teaching your own mother how to use Facebook is like willingly signing your own death warrant.
    • X is wondering why Facebook bothers to give the option of “liking” my own comment? Of course I like my own comments. I’m awesome..
    • Every day, man is making bigger and better fool-proof things, and every day, nature is making bigger and better fools. So far,
    • I think nature is winning.
    • I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist I always wake up with the weirdest hairdos.
    • X just received a coupon in the mail: Buy one sock, get one FREE! While socks last.
    • X believes that if you tell your boss what you really think of him, the truth will set you free.
    • ¡ǝɯıʇ ǝɯɐs ǝɥʇ ʇɐ ʞooqǝɔɐɟ ǝsn puɐ puɐʇspuɐɥ ɐ op ʎןןɐuıɟ uɐɔ
    • Smile, it’s the second best thing you can do with your lips.
    • Oh I’m sorry! i didn’t realize you were giving me a dirty look…i just thought you were ugly like that all the time!!
    • Wants to merge MySpace, Facebook, YouTube and Twitter and call it: MY FACE YOU TWIT.
    • X says don’t look at me in that tone of voice.
    • Is anyone going to put anything funny on here?????
    • If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other.
    • Eat eat and eat….but don’t eat my brain.
    • I married my wife for her looks. But not the ones she’s been giving me lately!
    • A guy knocked on my door today asking for a donation for the local primary school’s pool. I went away and came back with a cup of water….. Is that wrong?
    • ʎɐqǝ uo pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɐ ʎnq ı ǝɯıʇ ʇsɐן ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ
    • All men are born free and equal. If they go and get married, that’s their own fault.
    • Too cool for school.
    • Trying to think of clever things to say after inhaling from a helium balloon.
    • The kid next door’s imaginary friend.
    • –^v–^v–^v–^v-_____^v–^v–^v– For a second there, I was bored to death.
    • Definitely not watching what not to wear.
    • Forcing my dog to learn how to Google.
    • Kissing a girl and may or may not be liking it.
    • Got out of jury duty by prefacing every answer with “according to the prophecy”
    • X is Loading ████████████ 99%
    • Don't you find it Funny that after Monday(M) and Tuesday(T), the rest of the week says WTF?
    • U have 10 fish, 5 drown, 3 come back to life. How many fish do you have? Stop counting smart one. Fish cant Drown.
    • X went to the book store earlier to buy a ‘Where’s Wally’ book.
    • When I got there, I couldn’t find the book anywhere. Well played Wally, well played.
    • Hi, my name is Damimeve. The ‘mime’ is silent.
    • I’ve always wondered if film directors wake up screaming “CUT! CUT! CUUUUUT!” when they have nightmares.
    • In an interview, “I can multitask housework with Facebook!”
    • X is coloring on your wall! ((̲̅ ̲̅(̲̅C̲̅r̲̅a̲̅y̲̅o̲̅l̲̲̅̅a̲̅( ̲̅̅((>
    • Never judges a book by its cover. She uses the paragraph on the back, it tells you what the story is about. 
    • A day late and a dollar short.
    • Insert coin to view my status message.
    • If somebody offers you a lifetime supply of candy and there is just one piece, don’t eat it: It’s probably poison.
    • We have so much in common. You want to travel,I want you to go .
    • Happy that you finally broke up with that slut. Now I can tell you VIA Facebook update that I boinked her.
    • Seen pictures of you naked on the internet.
    • Remembers the day when blackberry and apple were just fruit.
    • > $20 in my bank acct. Drinks on you home.
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    • Ultimate Desi Punjabi Facebook Status Updates
    • "When I say 'I MISS SCHOOL' it means my 'FRIENDS AND THE FUN' not the 'SCHOOL'."
    • "............. reminds us that two wrongs don't make a right, but three rights make a left, and two Wrights made an airplane.'
    • "☆:*´¨`*twinkle twinkle little star...point me to the nearest bar٩(-̮̮̃-̃)۶*´¨`*:"
    • "Life is short, break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably and never regret anything that made you smile."
    • "... noticed that things are so much funnier when you're not supposed to laugh and you know it's so wrong to!"
    • "3 facts about life: 1 You can't touch all your teeth with your tongue. 2 You're retarded cause you just tried it. 3 Now your smiling cause you're an idiot."
    • "(: p??? ?? o? ?u?uun? s poolq ?? ?o ll?" – if you can’t read this it may be due to your browser, it says "all of the blood is running to my head" upside down."
    • ""is cle’a]ni.ng hi’s ke]yb29oa;rd"
    • ""Warning: Dates in calendar are closer than they appear"
    • "xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx doesn’t suffer from insanity… he enjoys every minute of it"
    • "Advice for the day: If you have a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: Take two, and KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN"
    • "I must be wishing on someone else's star because it seems someone else is always getting what I wished for."
    • "Why is a newspaper ten times more interesting when somebody across the table is reading it?"
    • "We have so much in common. You want to travel, I want you to go."
    • "scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal today’s status."
    • "I have an oven with a 'stop time' button. It's probably meant to be 'stop timer' but I don't touch it, just in case."
    • "It recently became apparent to me that the letters 'T' and 'G' are far too close together on a keyboard. This is why I'll never be ending an e-mail with the phrase "Regards" ever again.

    Now here you go with all the Hilarious and Funny status updates for Facebook, may you get more likes for very status you post, if you like this post than you can like it above so that all your friends can also check these statuses.